How to wash your cat
Lift the toilet seat, and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the toilet bowl.
Version date: June 29, 2014
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid (Note: you may need to stand on the lid).
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises coming from the toilet (the cat is actually enjoying this).
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse”.
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
The cat will rocket out, streak through the house, and dry himself off outside.
Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.